Top Ten Things Not to Say to That Girl You Have a Crush On!!!

10. Are you as anxiously awaiting the release of the new Star Wars movie as I am?



9. How about you and I go make some of my dreams come true? 



8. Hey, what's this?....you gave me a lousy C-plus? 





7. Your house looks nice. /precarious



6. Don't you think George W. Bush is the best President ever?



5. Shouldn't it be enough that I like you??? It's not like anyone else does.



4. I had flowers for you, but I got hungry.



3. So I hear your into the weird, stalker type.



2. Hey, if we skip math, that won't be the only period you'll miss. 





Whatever you do, DON'T quoth The Raven ever more...



1. Hey, babe, fruit party, my house, Saturday. Bring your melons!